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Driver and Passenger: Have you seen the Marlboro Man, the Marlboro Man, the Marlboro Man...
Driver: We're now entering Marlboro country. Land of the cowboys. Hey, what's
up? We're here to see the cowboys.
Guard: Who's that?
Driver: Like that. Right there. The Marlboro Man.
Passenger: Marlboro Man.
Guard: He passed away some time ago.
Driver: He's dead?
Passenger: He passed away?
Guard: Yeah.
Driver: Oh no. Is his horse still alive or anything?
Guard: Nope.
Driver: Do they do any roping in here at all?
Guard: Nope.
Driver: No cowboys, no nothing?
Passenger: No nothing?
Driver: Could you give us directions maybe to their grave?
Guard: You need to back up now.
Passenger: Man. We've been had. All the way to cowboy country and there's no
cowboys.
Driver: And he's dead.
Passenger: And I wonder what killed him.
Passenger: Hey you over there. If you're looking for the Marlboro Man, he's dead.
Driver: Keep the line moving.
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