Transcript
VIDEO: Buttman runs against psychedelic background wheel.
MUSIC: Buttman! His powers are weak...
VIDEO: Buttman lighting cigarette the wrong way.
MUSIC: ...his breath is strong.
SFX: Coughing.
MUSIC: Buttman!
MUSIC: His super power's all but gone...
BUTTMAN: Ah, no...
MUSIC: Buttman!
VIDEO: Buttman looking in mirror as he's brushing his teeth, smoking.
MUSIC: Buttman's stink gives him away...
VIDEO: Buttman tries to hitch a ride from a child on a scooter.
MUSIC: Buttman is a zero! America's most pathetic superhero...
VIDEO: Buttman tries to bum a cigarette from an old woman who hits him with her purse.
BUTTMAN: Excuse me ma'am, do you have a light? I need a light...
VIDEO: Little girl on slide at playground.
LITTLE GIRL: Oooh, you stink, mister!
VIDEO: Buttman walking down sidewalk, gets knocked by thief running.
VO: Help! He's got my purse!
SFX: Bodies colliding.
SUPER: Y logo.
ANNCR: Isn't smoking stupid?
SUPER: To be continued.
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