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VIDEO: Lumpy Gets All Choked Up
VIDEO: Scene opens showing the outside of Lumpy's door, with No Trespassing
signs and do not cross tape all over it.
VO: Lumpy was sneaking a smoke watching his favorite music video channel
that doesn't play music videos anymore.
VIDEO: To inside room, where Lumpy sits in a chair smoking, his trusty dog
beside him. He flicks his ash into a cup of liquid. TV shows music star in a hot tub
with two bikini-clad women. A limo rides past a mansion.
STAR ON TV: Now, I'm Big Doody Daddy, and this is my phat crib you'll never be
able to afford.
WOMEN WITH STAR Oh, Doody! You the bomb!
VIDEO: Lumpy unknowingly picks up cup of liquid filled with cigarette butts and
takes a sip of it.
VO: And that's when Lumpy foolishly drank from his liquid ashtray.
VIDEO: Lumpy gets obviously grossed out. Dog watches as Lumpy passes out.
SFX: Thud, phone buttons being pushed.
VIDEO: Dog sits next to telephone receiver as Lumpy lies on the floor.
OPERATOR: Hello…911 Operator…
VO: Do you think Lumpy has learned that cigarettes aren't part of a well-balanced
diet?
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